There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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