come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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