it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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