home. puking in laundry basket.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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