They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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