a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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