Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My dick has a subreddit
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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