Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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