I'm so fucking centered right now
where am i from again
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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