You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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