I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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