when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
