Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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