we're chasing vodka with high fives
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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