either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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