is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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