Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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