Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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