As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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