U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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