Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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