Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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