I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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