Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
PANTIES FOUND
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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