That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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