I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
