Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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