well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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