To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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