big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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