Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Everything about him screamed your future.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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