Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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