it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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