apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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