I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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