I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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