'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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