I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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