somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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