Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
