Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
