Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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