i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
All I want is dick and wine.
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