found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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