i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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