What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
