i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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