butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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