They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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