Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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