He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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