try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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