I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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